Contents
Title page
Copyright notice
Dedication
Chapter 1: Send Me Away with a Smile
Chapter 2: If You Were the Only Boche in the Trench
Chapter 3: Keep the Home Fires Burning
Chapter 4: Your King and Country Want You
Chapter 5: When This Lousy War Is Over
Chapter 6: For Me and My Girl
Chapter 7: Hello, Who’s Your Lady Friend?
Chapter 8: Are We Downhearted?
Chapter 9: Oh! It’s a Lovely War!
Chapter 10: Hush, Here Comes a Whizbang
Chapter 11: Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag
Chapter 12: I Want to Go Home
Chapter 13: There’s a Long, Long Trail A-Winding
Chapter 14: Take Me Back to Dear Old Blighty
About the Author
Other Books by John Boyne
Copyright
CHAPTER 1
SEND ME AWAY WITH A SMILE
Every night before he went to sleep, Alfie Summerfield tried to remember how life had been before the war began. And with every passing day, it became harder and harder to keep the memories clear in his head.
The fighting had started on July 28, 1914. Others might not have remembered that date so easily, but Alfie would never forget it, for that was his birthday. He had turned five years old that day and his parents threw him a party to celebrate, but only a handful of people showed up: Granny Summerfield, who sat in the corner, weeping into her handkerchief and saying, “We’re finished, we’re all finished,” over and over, until Alfie’s mum said that if she couldn’t get ahold of herself she would have to leave; Old Bill Hemperton, the Australian from next door, who was about a hundred years old and played a trick with his false teeth, sliding them in and out of his mouth using nothing but his tongue; Alfie’s best friend, Kalena Janáček, who lived three doors down at number six, and her father, who ran the sweet shop on the corner and had the shiniest shoes in London. Alfie invited most of his friends from Damley Road, but that morning, one by one, their mothers knocked on the Summerfields’ front door and said that little so-and-so wouldn’t be able to come.
“It’s not a day for a party, is it?” asked Mrs.
Smythe from number nine, the mother of Henry Smythe, who sat in the seat in front of Alfie in school and made at least ten disgusting smells every day. “It’s best if you just cancel it, dear. ”“I’m not canceling anything,” said Alfie’s mother, Margie, throwing up her hands in frustration after the fifth parent had come to call. “If anything, we should be doing our best to have a good time today. And what am I to do with all this grub if no one shows up?”
Alfie followed her into the kitchen and looked at the table, where corned-beef sandwiches, stewed tripe, pickled eggs, cold tongue, and jellied eels were all laid out in a neat row, covered over with tea towels to keep them fresh.