Robert Anton Wilson
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The Universe Next Door
BOOK ONE
PART ONE
DON'T LOOK BACK
REGISTER CAPITALISTS, NOT GUNS
HONK IF YOU'RE ARMED
EAT THE RICH
HOBBYSHEET #4 in a series of 30. Collect 'em all!
ALTERNATIVE TEXTS
GALACTIC ARCHIVES:
ONE MONTH TO GO
One month to go to 1984.
AUFGEHOBEN
POE
THE HIDDEN VARIABLE
NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR
NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR
EMPLOYEES MAY NOT EXCHANGE VACATION DAYS. -THE MGT.
PEP
LOUSES IN THE SKIDROW DIMEHAUNTS
TO HAVE LOCKS ON THESE DOORS
LIVING IN A NOVEL
STARHAWK'S LIFE STUDY
LANDSLIDE
THE QUANTUM CONNECTION IS UNMITIGATED
DEMATERIALIZING GORILLAS
THE MAD FISHMONGER
ANOTHER CIA PLOT
A HIT ON THE HEAD
CLUES
THE ALTRUIST
TAKE WHAT THOU HAST
POE
PART ONE
TO CROSS AGAIN
MURPHY'S RELIGIOUS
THE FIRST FURBISH LOUSEWART
NOTHING
SEX, STATUS, SUCCESS
THE SECOND FURBISH LOUSEWART
MALLOY DON'T SING
IS VLAD A SYMBOL?
ULYSSES AT HOME
WHY?
SCHRODINGER THE MAN
TO CROSS AGAIN
LED, LED, LED
THE VALUE OF THE CONTENT
POLITICS OF THE IMPOSSIBLE
WE MIGHT WAKE UP
PARTNERS
INSIDE OUT
"A habit obscene and unsavory
" 'Midst hootings and howls
GWB-666
MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY
GORILLA THEATER
WHERE THE FUCK?
THE DISPOSSESSED
ANOTHER EIGENSTATE
THE ROOMS WERE TURNED INSIDE OUT
THE LOCK IS A HOLE
FUNNY VALENTINE
FIRST MAMMAL-ROBOT DYAD
SEXPOT WANTED
SURPRISE PARTY
CHEESE
A CARNIVAL OF LOONIES
THREE MINUTES, FORTY SECONDS
THE SEA! THE SEA!
THE DREADED NEUROLOGICAL ARMY
THE PIGEONS IN B. F. SKINNER'S
BAD FOR BUSINESS
TOKE WITHOUT HASTE
BOOK ONE
AD ASTRA
PRETTY LITTLE BIRDIES
Pretty little birdies
"Pretty little birdies
"He's a poet
AMERICAN HAIKU
"Pretty little boidies
NO WIFE, NO HORSE, NO MUSTACHE
FOREVER
BUT QUEERER THAN WE CAN THINK.
DEFECTION
M. O. Q.
King Kong died for your sins.
WASHY
HOMES ON LEGRANGE
A VISITOR FROM FAIRY LAND
SPOCK? SPOCK? SPOCK?
HOW THE TERRAN PRIMATES WERE DOMESTICATED
AN APPROXIMATE SIMULATION OF INSANITY
DANCING PHOTONS
JUST LIKE METHOD ACTING
THE COPENHAGEN INTERPRETATION
THE CAT AND THE DOG
64 AMOEBAS
PETER PAN! CHILDHOOD! INNOCENCE!
THE RICH ECONOMY
SATIRE
STRANGE AEONS
That is not dead which can eternal lie
INTERNATIONAL COCAINE INC.
INTERNATIONAL COCAINE IMPORTERS INC.
DO NOT GO GENTLE
THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY
THE UNIVERSE DECIDES
HELL
WHITE LIGHT
RED EYE
THE FETUS PEOPLE
ROSENFELT HAS DESTROYED ME
JUMPED BY JESUS
FROM CALIGARI TO VLAD
THE RADICAL EPISTEMOLOGY
IN THE CASTLE OF VLAD
CONTEMPORARIES OF VLAD
PATTERNS OF FASCIST ART
JACKIE DID IT!
I AWAIT HIS RETURN
I AM CONFUSED
ESCAPISM
THE HEAD REVOLUTION
GRAPEFRUIT THROUGH THE NIGHT
THERE IS NO GOVERNOR ANYWHERE
THE ORDEAL OF RHODA CHIEF
TRADE AIDS
TO CROSS AGAIN
THE GYPSY SWITCH
WISE GUYS AND NEBBISHES
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
BUMP IN THE NIGHT
THE EYE-ON-THE-PYRAMID
TRANSFORMATION
DAMNANT QUOD NON INTELLIGUNT
This is the dawning
MASS LANDING
CROWN POINT
THE ELEPHANT
BOOK ONE
THE UNIVERSE WILL SURPRISE US
FATALITY INC.
THE MAD ARAB
REAL HOUSES, REAL OFFICES
FRANCIS DASHWOOD, M. D.
THE CONTINENTAL OP
THE WALKING GLITCH
GIVE ME A COOKIE
A COOKIE
YUMMY, THAT WAS GOOD. THANK YOU. BEGIN PROGRAMMING.
CRAZY, MAN. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
SCORED ANY GOOD GRASS LATELY?
THE MIND IS BUDDHA: THE MIND IS NOT BUDDHA